A few weeks ago, I was talking to a potential client. He told me that he would love to get fit, but he just doesn’t have the time.
He’s just too busy with work, kids, internet porn, etc…
B.S.
He’s not busy…he’s lazy.
And he’s not alone.
According to the WHO, there are 3.6 billion lazy guys sitting on couches all around the world.
And the trainer who can help those lazy buggers transform their lazy asses from….
…is going to be rich.
Filthy…Stinking…Rich
So, here we go. The lazy man’s guide to getting ripped….or as I like to call it – My ticket to becoming filthy, stinking rich.
(BTW, this story is based on a real client. We have been training for one week. He has already lost 5 lbs.)
DIET
Meal # 1 – Breakfast
- 1 Tbsp of Fish Oil
- 3 medium sized Apple or Pears
- 3 fried or hard boiled Eggs
- Water or Tea
- 5 grams of Leucine
Meal # 2 – Morning Coffee Break
My client works in an office. Each morning, he has a mandatory group meeting. Coffee & pastries are served.
- 1 Coffee (with cream)
- 15 Almonds (brought to work in a little Ziploc baggie)
- Water
Meal # 3 – Lunch
Big Salad – consisting of
- Salad Greens (pre-washed, pre-chopped)
- 1 can of tuna or salmon, or 3 more hard boiled eggs, or leftover meat from last night’s dinner
- Olive Oil
- Lemon Juice or Vinegar
- Salt & Pepper
- 5 grams of Leucine
- Water
Before our hero goes to bed at night, he rips open the bag of greens and dumps it into the tupperware container. Same goes for the protein. In the morning he pours in the oil, lemon juice & salt and pepper. Come lunch time, he shakes the container and presto he has his Big Salad
Meal # 4 – Afternoon Snack
- 1 Coffee (with cream)
- 15 Almonds (brought to work in a little Ziploc baggie)
- Water
Meal # 5 – Workout Nutrition
- 1 serving of Biotest’s Surge Workout Fuel, combined with
- 5g of Creatine, and
- 1 serving of Progressive Nutritionals VegeGreens
- 1.5 liters of water
Meal # 6 – Dinner
- Another Big Salad or steamed vegetables prepared with a microwave steaming bag
- BBQ – steak or chicken or fish or pork or lamb or….
- 5 grams of Leucine
- 1 Tbsp of Fish Oil
- Water
TRAINING
I have designed a training program specific to his needs, injuries, muscle imbalances, etc…
But the basic design of the program is:
- 3x per week total body HIRT workouts
- 2x per week HIIT/Cardio workouts on his stationary bike
- 1 x per week active rest – long walks with his wife, soccer with the kids, etc…
- Dynamic stretching at each workout designed to correct imbalances & prevent injuries
THE RESULTS
As I mentioned above, the client has lost 5 lbs in the first week.
And while that certainly is good news, what really excites me is the fact that he has been perfect on his meal compliance.
He said that it was easy…EASY!!!
But, that was the first week. Let’s see how he does this week. I will report back on Sunday.
BTW, if anyone needs some help setting up a plan like this one, I would be glad to help.
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